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thesuhpaman
11-08-2006, 02:34 AM
i guess i can't say its a glorious thing for me...but anything that involves owning a kid is hilairous IMO...two things (they're all a while ago in ACQB)

FIRST

playing a defense game (not attack/defend) of some sort...go through warehouse facing Bravo building...i hear kids in the Bravo saying what they're gonna do (remember...im standing in the middle of warehouse and I can HEAR them)...i see the door open...whip out my trusty dragon pistol fire 3 shots...HITS one kid low, another mid, and another in the face....then you start hearing them yelling HIT HITHITHTHITHTIHTIHTI all the way back(a very hot day = very strong GBB :D )

SECOND

two hit DM...i had only a borrowed m9 GBB from a buddy...4 kids just standing around outside embassy and were the last 4 guys on the other team (the rest of my team was alive...keep this in mind)...shoot at em...run into embassy...start doing a firefight with all FOUR of them with only an m9 with one spare mag...start running to the inner rooms after i got my first hit...then i start to make barricades with the furniture availible. After my killer hit...all four of them come into the innermost room where i was and one of them said...

"OMG...i can't believe youre alone and only had a pistol...we just owned you!"

my response

"o yeah, watch this...LAST FOUR VESTS IN EMBASSY!!!!!!"

and i kinda wave to them going out and mouth "have fun"

as im walking out...EVERYONE on my team runs past me to the room where me/the kids were...and game was over before i even sit on the couch ^^

i know the last one sounds bad...but its just good to know that my part helped the team crush the opposition...especially little cock heads :D

[VAF]PlasticMag
11-08-2006, 03:55 AM
My first thought when I saw this:

Kid Poon? Oh shit, FBI time.

Brazzle88
11-08-2006, 12:45 PM
So as a ref at cqb, I'm going to find you and "pwn" you for moving furniture in game:p

mr7q
11-08-2006, 03:47 PM
Honestly, I would have laughed my ass off if after you announced to the field that they were in the embassy, the other team redeployed to warehouse or the offices and just slaughtered people attempting to breach the embassy.

That, and I'd be pissed if I just eliminated someone and they started yelling my position. Dead men tell no tales and such.

thesuhpaman
11-08-2006, 07:16 PM
you gotta keep in mind its those kinds of kids that try to get around the rules as much as possible (such as not calling hits and whatever :mad: the worst) and think theyre ALL that...after taking crap like that all...you just gotta take em down in some humiliating way :rolleyes:

Jaberwaki
11-08-2006, 07:18 PM
We dont get alot of those on friday nights.... :D

mr7q
11-08-2006, 07:54 PM
Fair enough.

Having never really played on a Saturday, I'm not sure of what the dynamic is. When I started airsoft, I pretty much jumping in with the sharks on Fridays. :)

afroman794
11-08-2006, 11:22 PM
We dont get alot of those on friday nights.... :D

and gladly, i doubt it would last long anyway....:)

Raven02TA
11-09-2006, 10:39 AM
That, and I'd be pissed if I just eliminated someone and they started yelling my position. Dead men tell no tales and such.

it is plenty legal :D

thesuhpaman
11-20-2006, 03:54 AM
it is plenty legal :D

i wasn't actually sure if it was legal...but it was last game i played and like i mentioned...kids...cocky...needed to own them....nothing else :cool: